It really pains me to agree with the troll, but Payam is still in the game.

@OP

in very poor taste

Payam and Swifty are both irrelevant in the current state of the game.

I was going to necro Dillinja's own classic "Looking for..." thread, but the staff seems to take a dim view of thread necro in general.

Anyone seen our good friend Dillinja? The last post I could...

I have the same experience with cash trumping anything else.

Disappointing, even if it is a free scratcher.

@jobadass

your inbox is full, buddy. Heh. Popular guy.

Good luck persuading Babytway to rob you.

I tried for months, but there was always some other hood that had better buildings than mine.

It is sort of ironic. Here I am, such a nice person and all, and I have people hating on me. Must be some karma thing.

@<3 Hz

I agree with that, but there were complicated issues.

I guess I should start a new thread so that this one can be devoted to dravak and rorschach.

@joeycool
well, of course, I want to be friends.

This is a tough one for me, I have a lot of favorites.

koralene was my favorite when she was an Indian. she attacked me all the time. those were the good old days.

If I could only pick one...

@joeycool, my old forum friend
thanks for the diatribe, but i would have preferred something humorous

Thanks to everyone for all the good answers, some plausible and some humorous.

Special thanks to Dravak for getting the thread off to a good start.

Since I cannot get a straight answer from the Indians on why they are attacking me, I was hoping that my forum friends might be willing to supply some possible reasons.

While plausible reasons are...

after successfully using tapjoy(ios) for months, i now have non-stop trouble with offers loading.

makes it difficult when there are so many preteens playing the game.

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Heh, OK, I stand corrected.

No more discussion of loot drops on the forums is advisable.

@OP

You can get similar results by having your neighborhood hedge witch cast a spell on you.

Just saying....

+1 Dipstik

yeah, what he said

I want to change my name to Alex.

If I had lots of money, I would just give it all to Nudie.

@OP

I hope you miss me as much when I am gone.

Heh, just saying....

959k.

Increasing at a snail's pace.